What I didn't expect was a squirt during anal

Ouch, where are you putting it, it's a butt! (eh, I hoped he wouldn't notice)

I went into her, and then into her. Look at those boobs. I couldn't resist

Honey, can I take off my condom, because how can you have such tits without sperm?

I wanted to cum in my mouth, but he cum in my ass - and I'm not squeamish

Wait, don't undress in public - you want an orgasm, go to your room